Funny Human Resources Vinyl Sticker, HR Laptop Sticker | First Coffee Then HR Things

$3.50

First coffee, then HR things. The skeleton has been in human resources long enough to know the order of operations. Nothing gets documented or de-escalated before the first cup, and anyone who tries is doing it wrong.

Durable kiss-cut vinyl with a glossy, scratch-resistant finish, available in 2 in x 2 in and 3 in x 3 in. Put it on a laptop, a water bottle, a planner, or the back of a badge. As a funny human resources vinyl sticker it is the easiest small gift for an HR coworker, and it ships made to order from HR Swagger.

Details

  • Durable vinyl, kiss-cut for easy peeling
  • Glossy, scratch-resistant finish
  • Sizes: 2 in x 2 in and 3 in x 3 in
  • Finish: White

Care

  • Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface
  • Intended for indoor use

All HR Swagger products are printed to order. Please check the size and color before checkout, since made-to-order items cannot be returned. Misprinted or damaged items are replaced free.

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First coffee, then HR things. The skeleton has been in human resources long enough to know the order of operations. Nothing gets documented or de-escalated before the first cup, and anyone who tries is doing it wrong.

Durable kiss-cut vinyl with a glossy, scratch-resistant finish, available in 2 in x 2 in and 3 in x 3 in. Put it on a laptop, a water bottle, a planner, or the back of a badge. As a funny human resources vinyl sticker it is the easiest small gift for an HR coworker, and it ships made to order from HR Swagger.

Details

  • Durable vinyl, kiss-cut for easy peeling
  • Glossy, scratch-resistant finish
  • Sizes: 2 in x 2 in and 3 in x 3 in
  • Finish: White

Care

  • Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface
  • Intended for indoor use

All HR Swagger products are printed to order. Please check the size and color before checkout, since made-to-order items cannot be returned. Misprinted or damaged items are replaced free.

Our HR Policy on New Hires (a.k.a. Our Custom Order No-Returns Policy):

  • Tailor-Made Talent: Just like the best talent is sourced and hired for specific roles, each of our products is made-to-order for a unique position in your life. This means we gear up production just for you, making it a key player in your team that can't be replaced.

  • Commitment to the Team: In the spirit of HR, once a new member (product) joins your team (is delivered to you), we can't accept transfers or resignations (returns or refunds). They're custom-recruited to fit into your workplace (life) perfectly!

  • Pre-Onboarding Verification: Make sure to review their resume (order details) carefully before confirming their position. Double-check the role specifications (size, color, design) to ensure they're the right fit for your team.