Funny Human Resources T-Shirt, HR Gift | First Coffee Then HR Things
First coffee, then HR things. The skeleton has been in human resources long enough to know the order of operations. Nothing gets documented or de-escalated before the first cup, and anyone who tries is doing it wrong.
A 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton tee with a classic fit and a tear-away label, available in sizes S to 3XL. Wear it for office days, conferences, casual Fridays, and the team offsite. As a funny human resources t-shirt it works for an HR generalist or the manager who runs the hard conversations, and it ships made to order from HR Swagger.
Details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Classic unisex fit with ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Colors: Ash, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Aqua, Heather Mauve, Heather Navy, Heather Team Purple, and Heather True Royal
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or dry clean
- Iron on low, avoiding the print
All HR Swagger products are printed to order. Please check the size and color before checkout, since made-to-order items cannot be returned. Misprinted or damaged items are replaced free.
First coffee, then HR things. The skeleton has been in human resources long enough to know the order of operations. Nothing gets documented or de-escalated before the first cup, and anyone who tries is doing it wrong.
A 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton tee with a classic fit and a tear-away label, available in sizes S to 3XL. Wear it for office days, conferences, casual Fridays, and the team offsite. As a funny human resources t-shirt it works for an HR generalist or the manager who runs the hard conversations, and it ships made to order from HR Swagger.
Details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Classic unisex fit with ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Colors: Ash, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Aqua, Heather Mauve, Heather Navy, Heather Team Purple, and Heather True Royal
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or dry clean
- Iron on low, avoiding the print
All HR Swagger products are printed to order. Please check the size and color before checkout, since made-to-order items cannot be returned. Misprinted or damaged items are replaced free.
Our HR Policy on New Hires (a.k.a. Our Custom Order No-Returns Policy):
Tailor-Made Talent: Just like the best talent is sourced and hired for specific roles, each of our products is made-to-order for a unique position in your life. This means we gear up production just for you, making it a key player in your team that can't be replaced.
Commitment to the Team: In the spirit of HR, once a new member (product) joins your team (is delivered to you), we can't accept transfers or resignations (returns or refunds). They're custom-recruited to fit into your workplace (life) perfectly!
Pre-Onboarding Verification: Make sure to review their resume (order details) carefully before confirming their position. Double-check the role specifications (size, color, design) to ensure they're the right fit for your team.